Hot Eats 

 

Burn, mouth, burn!

 

TANDORI CHICKEN


150g Natural Yoghurt
2 garlic cloves, crushed
1 tsp ground cumin
1/2 or 1 tsp chili powder
1/4 tsp ground turmeric
Few drops red food colouring
2 chicken quarters


Preheat the oven to 200°C. In a large, shallow dish stir together the yogurt, garlic, cumin, chili, turmeric, food colouring and plenty of salt and pepper. Toss the chicken portions in the mixture until well coated. Place on a baking sheet and roast for 30 minutes until completely cooked through. Serve with a Few lumps of naan.

BITCH-HOT SAUCE

½ cup sunflower oil
1 BIG onion - chopped
1 peeled tomato - chopped
10 Medium sized chilies - chopped
1 Green pepper - chopped
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. pepper
½ cup Coca Cola
2 tablespoons of hot chutney
1 tsp. chopped garlic
1 tsp. curry powder
½ tsp. mustard powder
1 tsp. barbecue spice

Fry the onions in oil until a very light brown color and remember to stir continuously while making this sauce. Now add the tomato, green pepper and chilies, and stir for five minutes at medium temperature. Mix the coke, garlic, chutney, mustard powder, barbecue spice, curry powder, salt and pepper together until it is well mixed (remember to mix it slowly). Stir it with the rest at a low temperature for 3 minutes then let it simmer for about 5 minutes. This sauce is nice with meatballs, steak, chicken, pizza or even on a bread roll with cheese.  Once the sauce has cooled, jam it into the fridge, and, as it keeps, it will get even hotter.

HOT SALSA


One 20 ounce can of peeled Whole Tomatoes
One large jalapeno
3 cloves of garlic
2 medium sized chilies
One teaspoon of salt (or to taste)
One tablespoon fresh cilantro

Boil jalapeno until soft.  Finely chop garlic and boil in 6 ounces of  water until there is 2-3 ounces left. Finely chop chili, and blend it, the jalapeno, garlic (with water), and cilantro thoroughly in blender. Drain the can of tomatoes and combine tomatoes and salt with previous mixture and blend to desired consistency.  I suggest tapping the pulse button about three times. Chill in refrigerator about 1 hour. Works great as a dip with tortilla chips.

CHILI CHEESE ON TOAST

2 Slices Of Bread
50g Of Cheese
2 tsp. Hot Chilli Sauce

Grate the cheese, or cut it into small lumps and stick it in a bowl. Put the bread into a toaster, and nuke the cheese in a microwave until it melts and bubbles. Take it out and stir in the chilli sauce. Spread evenly onto the toast. Enjoy!

 

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