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<body> <p><font face="Arial">Good day.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="Arial">We firmly believe that no-one will ever read this.</font></p> <p><font face="Arial">So much so, that I am willing to personally give £50 to whoever sends me the first <a href="mailto:squirrell100@yahoo.co.uk">e-mail</a> with the following:</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="Arial">"Dear DJ Ess,</font></p> <p><font face="Arial">I am a technophobe, and I claim my £50.</font></p> <p><font face="Arial">Thankyou."</font></p> <p><font face="Arial">Okay?</font></p> </body>