Way OverOur Head

Tart With a Heart and Little Miss Funky seem to miss things all the time. Sly comments elude them. Cryptic Messages rocket by. Jokes that everyone else is laughing at seem to make no sense. So DJ Ess came up with the idea of making a box, and putting it behind and above their respective heads to try and catch some of the things that go by. TWH didn't get what we meant. After much explaining and drawing of diagrams, she said "Oh!" and laughed… So we did. We got a little box, and anything they didn't quite understand we wrote on a bit of paper, and put it into the box. Here are some of the gems that just slipped from their grasp..

Two parrots on a perch. One said "I can smell fish."
Entire episodes of Star Trek, DS9, and Voyager.
What the clutch in your car is for. ("It changes gear")
Two fish in a tank. One said "How do you drive this thing?" (She still doesn't get that.)
The difference between PMPO and RMS.
Why you can't attack and block at the same time on Bloody Roar 2.
PlayStation games in general.
Computers in general.
Who was driving to Hunstanton.
Short Arse said "I've had a good idea!" and DJ Ess quipped "Beginners luck."
ISDN lines.
If there are 3 cars, you need 3 drivers.
Why the racing line is faster.
Why did the man have his house made backwards? So he could watch the TV. (Housemaid - DJ Ess)
The fact that they just lost the back end of their car, or worse, someone elses.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is beautiful because she just is.
The offside rule.
Why it's better to dunk than to lay up.
Why Pulp Fiction was good (although LMF liked it).

Fitchy and DJ Ess were doing some painting for Fitchy's Dad. TWH asked how much we were getting paid. "Fifteen hundred a piece." said Fitchy.