Wimmin

 

Wimmin are odd creatures. Some of them are getting the hang of it, though. I mean, why do they go near men? Men are hairy, and rough, and ugly, whilst wimmin are soft and squidgy and curvy and smell yummy. They just look much better. Mind you, they can moan and get on your nerves… Surely pictures of wimmin to look at would be a great idea? That way we can look at them all we like, and not get shouted at for staring. And, of course, we can put them onto the HSLife website… BTW, this page has loads of .jpg's, so it might take a while to load. But believe me, it's worth waiting around for.
First up is Alicia Silverstone. Hello, my sultry darling. Here we have the All Saints. I wonder how saintly all four of them at once would be. Heavenly more like. Ooh, it's one of my personal favorites (red hair you see). See hello to Buffy's chum, Alyson Hannigon. She'll be remembered forever, because this one time, at band camp... Helloooo B*Witched. And a big hello to the one on the far right.
It's Anna Nicole-Smith. And you though it was only her name that was big.
It's Billie! Bio's personal favorite, the phrase 'Because We Want To' suddenly took on a whole new meaning...
Sarah Gellar. In the Buffy? Sadly not.
Hello Cameron Diaz. Is it me, or do her breasts seem to change size depending on what film she is in?
It's (a very pixelly, don't know why) Briteny Spears. Knee operation? Yah. Rrrright. Briteny Spheres more like.
A very small picture of Caprice. Does she not have a second name?
Grr! It's Clare Danes! Looking a lot like Jo Wiley in this picture...
Carmen Electra. Electra? I'd like to turn her on...
How stupid is Richard Gere? Why did he ever leave Cindy Crawford? Even this lego-like picture makes her look FINE!
Best of British, here is super-babe Catherine Zeta-Jones. 'Nuff said.
It's Pammy Anderson. I've never thought that much of her, actually.
Claudia Schiffer, the women who drives aroung naked. Yum-yum!
Oh my God. OH MY GOD! Restrain me! It's Isla Fisher, THE most gorgeous red-head in the world! Her, Pippa's kitchen table, Summer Bay High uniform. Ha. Oh God...
It's Heather Granthem, the only thing in Boogie Nights worth watching. And in Bowfinger, for that matter.
Finally for this month, two pictures of the best-looking woman in the world. Jenny Aniston...
...Is without a doubt unbeatable. Brad Pitt? Nah, she wants me, mate...

 

 

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