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Basically, DJ Ess does 99% of all
the stuff on this site. If you read something and it doesn't say who
it's by, it's by him |
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Bid welcome to the writer of 90% of this crap... |
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Basically, DJ Ess does 99% of all
the stuff on this site. If you read something and it doesn't say who
it's by, it's by him |
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DJ Ess
at the moment Sodding PC's! Why can't they just work all the time? My bitch of a Dell stopped again - I'll have a new PC before Christmas, I swear. So,
life... Well, in between being a web designer I'm painting an office
with Fitchy to earn some cash, and having a bit of a laff doing it Christmas is sprinting up faster than expected, and it appears that I am heading off to France for the day on the 23rd - woo. I've
busted my Digicam Ooh!
Ooh! I've got a new car though, it's a Rover 216 GSi which did belong to
Tams until she lost the timing belt and
knackered the engine. The cylinder heads coming off tomorrow and it will
all be fixed soon so I can go crusin' Last, but not least, the Number plate "38 DJS" is for sale, and I am seriously considering it... Oh, and to answer the question posed to us by 'Micheal_Tompson', the most unusual celebrity I fancy is probably Sara Gilbert, who played Darlene on Rosanne, but I also like Ricki Lake, Dawn French and the woman who plays Fraiser's wife on Fraiser.
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DJ Ess in general Hi. My name is DJ Ess, and I'm (kinda) in charge of this website. To answer the obvious question... Yes, I am a DJ, but no, I don't walk around using phrases like "Yeth yeth, we be gettin' bangin' wit' da choons, mon." Well, I do sometimes, but only for cheap laughs. Nor have I ever had anyone like Zoë Ball throw themselves at me. I'm twenty-three, and I still act like a thirteen year old, except for the fact that I have access to cars and women all of a sudden. Inspired by what Nase_2K says this month I'm going to let you know that my ICQ number is... Um... 101380922. Talk to me if you wish. I am the patron of the "Rude Boy White Stripes Club". You should be able to find a page dedicated to that on this site somewhere. (Run a search on "Scrap Metal" - Fitchy*) Perhaps oddest of all, I have the ability to read, watch TV, and engage in more than four conversations at the same time. Hmm. Anyhow, have a nose into what we do (we know you want to, we really do…), and enjoy. Cheers. |
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DJ Ess by the rest of us DJ Ess definitely acts like a thirteen year old but it does not hide the fact that he is the old man of the group. His access to cars and women is true but he does get through both of them rather quickly, for instance he lost one of his jobs due to a lack of company cars, and the reason for the lack of company cars is mainly due to DJ Ess. He goes through women just as well but lately he has been jumping between two. First, one, then the other, then back to the first one, then the first one went to New Zealand, so back to the other, then the other one came back, so he went off with her, but it has never been clear which one he is or has been going with. (It is a long story - Nase_2K) (You're telling me - DJ Ess) The Rude Boy White Stripe Club was started outside Nase_2K's house with three brushes and a pot of White Dulux, to all our astonishment it actually worked. (Well almost - Nase_2K) |
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JESUS H. GOD ALMIGHTY CHRIST! 
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I've named the car "Little Ron" after 