Yo Momma is so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Momma is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma is so fat, her ass has its own MP.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Momma is so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo Momma is so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Momma is so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo Momma is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she gets in an lift, it HAS to go down.
Yo Momma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Momma is so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo Momma is so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. (Look out for a guy fluffing this joke in 'We Get Sued'...)
Yo Momma is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo Momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Momma is so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Momma is so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma is so fat, when her pager bleeps people think she is reversing.
Yo Momma is so fat, her nickname is DAMN!

Yo Momma is so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on top.

Yo Momma is so fat, I have to roll her in flour to find the wet patch.

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