Sparky & X-Files

As you may have read, X-Files, High SpiritS security man, is a bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing. He is only 5'7" (or 5'7.5" if you listen to him) and isn't exactly what you'd call big. But, he has belts and awards in so many different types of martial art that he regularly forgets which ones he's done. This has often made us laugh, especially when we say him carrying huge unconscious guys over his shoulder to deposit them outside the door. The general surprise factor he carries with him has been put into cartoon form by his housemate Sparky. Have a read, and, like me, hope that there is more to come.

Before we start... On the left we have the real X-Files, and on the Right, we have Sparky's version. Pertty good, huh?

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The writing is rather small, so, in case you are having trouble, here is how it goes…

The Adventures Of Sparky And Files

Files : Hey Spark! Let's go for a pint at the 'Fern!
Files : Barkeep!
Sparky : Hmmm… I hope Files can stay outta trouble long enough to get the drinks in.
Files : Excuse me!
Files : OI!
Files : Where's my pint?
Sparky : Cheers for the pint mate, how much do I owe ya?
Files : Er, it kinda came free after I beat the barman to death with the till!
Sparky : Not again!

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