We've Got Mail

 

We like getting mail. We reply to almost all of it, and we stuff some of it on the site - for you to receive everlasting fame. For a month, at least.

Panther311...

Guys! How proud am I? I am the envy of my ICT class! It's official, the Panther is cool!

Have a good month,

Later,

Panther311

 

Last month, we said 'We like Panther, he's cool' - I fear we may have started something, as you will see - DJ Ess

...Panther Again...

Easy.

Panther is a twat. He has no friends, and he eats butter on it's own, without bread or anything.

 

X-Files eats egg and Tobacco sandwiches. Bio sometimes eats entire pots of jam or bags of sugar. Butter? What's wrong with that?

 - DJ Ess

...And Again...

panther is a fool he is bad at computers and isnt cool no matter what you say why you call him that anyway hes a fuck wit!

billhortan

 

We replied to Bill praising his spelling and punctuation and it would appear that his schools e-mail system picked up on the word fuck in "hes a fuck wit" because the very next day... - DJ Ess

Naughty

Dear sir,

I would like to apologise on behalf of my student, William Hortan. The words he used were filthy and uncalled for, and you can be assured that he will be reprimanded.

Yours,

W. P. Boltan

After making up some shit about the state of youth today, I asked for pictures of Billy's punishment. I'm still waiting - DJ Ess

Life

Did you know that here in the US HSLife is the accepted abbreviation for 'High School Life' and is often the name of yearbooks and stuff?

2bitm4l0ne

 

I know about the abbreviation, but not about the yearbook thing... Hmm... - DJ Ess

Sad, Sad, Sad

I want to ("meet" - DJ Ess) Tart With A Heart and Little Miss Funky in the ("pub" - DJ Ess) and then ("buy drinks but accidently spill them" - DJ Ess) all over them. I can't wait for new pictures of them each month. Please can you post some pictures for me to ("look" - DJ Ess) over.

("Ice lolly" - DJ Ess)Likka

 

Well, LMF and TWH are both lovely (obviously you doesn't like the look of Tams or something) but don't you think you are taking it a bit far?- DJ Ess

We Are Real

As it seems to be the trend I thought I'd drop you a line and say that I saw Fitchy carrying some High SpiritS equipment into a big building in London about three months ago. I would have shouted abuse but I had a fare

NodNoddyNod (London Black Cab driver)

 

I am getting so many sightings that next month I am setting up a feature on them. However, Noddy was right about it being Fitchy, but wrong about what he was doing: that music stuff was for his Uni work, not HS - DJ Ess

Carrying On From Last Month

Did I see Little Miss Funky on hotornot.com?

Danglo

 

Yup. If this (it's gone now) is what you saw - DJ Ess

 

How did she do? I would have voted but it was finished.

Danglo

 

She got a respectable 8.2 final average. Well done her - DJ Ess

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