We've Got Mail

 

We like getting mail. We reply to almost all of it, and we stuff some of it on the site - for you to receive everlasting fame. For a month, at least.

w00t!

You're back!

Thank God! I was going mad with nothing to read at school

Who needs GCSE's anyway? I can just bum through life off my olds!

Have a good month,

Later,

Panther311

 

We like Panther, he's cool. - DJ Ess

Anna

Hello.

Why aren't their any pictures of Anna Kournikova on the wimmin pages? 

Pudding

 

Try here, Pudding.

 - DJ Ess

I can see you!

Hey Nase_2K,

We're you in Bedford on Thursday, 24th May @ about 7am?

I could swear it was you.

ConnieCougher

 

Bloody hell! Yes!

What were you doing in Bedford at that stupid time? - Nase_2K

 

What were you doing in Bedford at all? - DJ Ess

Argh!

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Argh!

Roy

Shit! (click here)- DJ Ess

Strange

I like peanut butter.

I want to rub it onto all of you HSLife folk and lick it off. Yum in my tum!

Wozzer

 

That, my friend, is entirely up to you. Hang on, are you female? - DJ Ess

Old

I think I'm your oldest reader. I'm 62. Can I have a prize?

Jane Aares

 

HELLO DEARIE. WE'RE HSLIFE, YOU WROTE US THE NICE LETTER, REMEMBER? (Oh, and 'NO') - DJ Ess

Men

I've been waiting more that a year for pictures of blokes on this site

Celly865

 

Sorry about that. Next month, promise promise promise - DJ Ess

Hot

Did I see Little Miss Funky on hotornot.com?

Danglo

 

Yup. If this is what you saw - DJ Ess

 

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