Bio

 

To do : DJ Ess

BIO

With a gasp of pure horror, Paul McKenna realises he's met his match...

Bio is technical web boy - and doesn't write much, as it were. We're sure he will...

Bio tests the rigidity of a marquee.

Bio at the moment
Is guaranteed to be at work. For up to date "Bio at the moment" go here. And as he hates Flash so much, I hope he'll be pleased that his name uses only DHTML for that funky effect...

Bio in general

Hello there. I'm Bio, a 98 year old blacksmith from Newark. Although I look like an 19 year old student who writes for a variety of web-sites, this is just a front. I am DJ Ess's great grandfather and it is in this capacity which I write for his web-site, ensuring that he isn't rude or offensive. (Moi? - DJ Ess ) I also have a talent for fixing electrical equipment, merely by taking it to bits, then reconstructing it without using all of the original pieces.

Bio by the rest of us

/me goes off to copy and paste what we said last time...

/me sees it's about Bio's endless different girlfriends and the fact that he's just left school.

/me realises the Bio has been out of school and with the same woman for almost two years

/me cries

This is Bio