Fitchy

Fitchy at the moment
A little snippet of what's going on in my life !
WORK !
Getting terrified of actually having to pull my finger out and get a job for the next 45 years of my life.
I'm also moping around trying to find an attractive woman (Preferably blind - helps the process along)*.

Fitchy in general

Hi , I'm Fitchy the fat bloke who hangs around the place looking gormless! I just sort of wander around and get in peoples way a lot (Well you've got to be good at something...) whilst pretending to look like I'm helping DJ Ess! I do have the odd spell of being useful like when the DJ kit breaks. Did you ever find out where those extra screws went after I fixed the mixer? (No - DJ Ess) Well it works doesn't it? (No, it broke twenty minutes into the next gig, fortunately we had a spare - DJ Ess) Well I managed to fix my car when the alarm immobilised it - and people say I'm just lucky and all because I do things like accidentally interrupt the power supply to the alarm which reset it and turned off the immobiliser!

Fitchy by the rest of us

Whilst the rest of us all live near to each other, Fitchy lives miles away, and is always complaining about how far he has to drive, and how much petrol he is having to use. Of course, if he didn't red-line his car every time he drove he might find his fuel consumption improving (But it would take me longer to get to the pub ! - Fitchy). Everybody is surprised to find out that he is a vegetarian. If you want to embarrass him, ask him if he likes women with hairy legs (It was like a jungle down there! - Fitchy). He seems to be able to go to work when he likes, because, he says, "Being the MD's son has it's advantages." He does indeed get in people's way (unless you're queuing at the bar). Final note from DJ Ess, Roady Nase, X-Files and Bio: Fitchy also has a very, very attractive older sister.


	Well, Honest Fitchy's, Kinda, and Office Fun!