X-Files

X-Files at the moment

I am no longer a poor, staving student, I am a working man, and now I know the comments of DJ Ess and Nase_2k are true "Fucking Students!". As they are the ones who squander our tax money... Anyway, now I'm working I bought my self a spanking new car Black Peugeot 306 2.0 XSI which will be up on 'Honest Fitchy's' as soon as it's up, but don't hold ya breath as he is as bad as me for updating. The car is still searching for a name so I will have to talk DJ Ess into putting a picture of the car on HSLife so that you can all make your suggestions, the winning name so far is 'Pingu' as we couldn't think of anything better and the horn makes a pathetic noise, as it has an air-leak. Right also a point to be made (probably should have come before my new car) is the fact that I have a new 'WOO-MAN', her name is (Dairylea - DJ Ess) and yes she is a 'Little' bit younger than me, but I'm not breaking the law, so there you go. She is lovely and sweet and cares about me, and she is not a psycho like the other one, not mentioning names..*Cough* Katie..*Cough*... (Bear in mind that Katie not only reads HSLife but is on the mail list, Files... DJ Ess) Well I best finish there, before this becomes an essay.

The unusual celeb I fancy is Carol Voderman (Don't know if that's spelt right - The closest the spellchecker comes up with is 'doberman' - DJ Ess)

See ya next month (lol, err, next 3 months) (Oi! Piss off - DJ Ess)

X-Files in general
I don't… (Yes, you do look like Parappa - Everybody). Everybody says I dance like Parappa the Rapper, but that doesn't matter right now. I'm X, I'm the tiny little guy of the bunch and I'm also the clever one. Shut up about my A-Levels I know, we spent all the time in the pub. But that's all I seem to do is take the banks money to the Pub and spend it on everybody else, I just ran out but then I got paid (Singing - 'I've got loads of Money… I've got loads of Money' ). My aim in life is to start my own business and buy out Microsoft, but that's next weeks agenda, for the moment I'm concentrating on growing. I drive a crazy car (!) when it's insured, and I've just got rid of my company white van and am buying a little piece of shit. At the moment I've been without a car for a week and I'm already climbing the walls. Anyway gotta go meet a woman, and she's not even inflatable (Yes, he's walking to her house as we speak - DJ Ess).

X-Files by The Rest Of Us
X-Files is called X-Files because when he wears sun-glasses he looks like the alien from the "Visitor" posters. X-Files really wants a girlfriend (Actually, he doesn't at the moment - DJ Ess), so if your female and like the look of his photo, get your guide dog to write him an e-mail saying so. He is permanently cramming food into his mouth and yet he still looks like a stick figure, (Bastard! - DJ Ess) a really short one at that. He owns a beach buggy called "Bob", which we all froze to death in during the winter, only to find that, come summer, he can't afford to insure it. When he dances, you may notice an uncanny resemblance between him and Parappa the Rapper. Just a quick note… We got complaints last month about the 'X-Files really needs a girlfriend' comment as he actually got himself one (hi Katey!). We were going to change this section, but X-Files, being the considerate little chap he is, saved us the bother (bye Katey!). Cheers, X-Files!