Drunken Eats 

We've all done it. Walked in pissed, and needed food to stuff down our throats. Well, you could try a few of these...

CRACKLING TOAST

2-4 slices of white bread
Coco Pops

Pour the cereal onto the bread and press together. Bung it into a sandwich toaster until you smell the sweet fragrance of melting cocoa. Turn off the power and leave it to cool for a bit. To be honest, it's an acquired taste, but as long as you are good and pissed it won't matter.

CHEESE'N'HAM

Some cheese
Sliced ham

Nase_2K loves this snack. It's about all he can cook, mind*. Cut a lump of cheese, and wrap it in the ham. Now eat it.

DAIRYLEA

A box of Dairylea triangles / A Tub Of Dairylea

Use the little bit of red string to unwrap each triangle of Dairylea, or open the tub, throw the bit of foil on the floor, and grab a spoon. Now eat the the Dairylea. Eat all the Dairylea! Dairylea rules!

SUPA-FAST PIZZA

2 slices of bread
Grated cheese
Tomato Ketchup

Turn the oven on as hot as it will go. Don't pre-heat it. Spread the ketchup over one side of the slices of bread. Sprinkle the cheese onto the ketchup. Whap it into the oven until the cheese melts. Pizza!