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Everyone eats. Lets face it, if we didn't eat, we'd die. In fact, I am now off to get some lunch. Okay, I'm back. Cooking is a hassle, fair enough, so we'll also look for the best places to go out. Okay? Okay. |
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How To |
You can do it
yourself! You know, for when you come in late and are starving. Gotta be simple to cook, obviously. I'm hungry! Now! I'm very hungry! Now! Because more Britons eat curry out than any other dish Why not make your own? Drinks! Arse! Feck! Girls! Drrrrink! It's the Eats awards! Where do you get England's best burger? Where do you get England's best kebab? Where do you get England's best (wait for it) pizza? Where do you get England's best prostitutes? Sorry, I mean, fish and chips? Where do you get England's best Madras? |
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