Best Pizza

Pizza's are yummy round things with cheese and tomato on. Where can you get the best one? Well, we reckon that we know, but if you think differently, send in your entry and we'll come along and see what we think...
Right. The rules to Pizza's are to follow. The pizza shop must be able to make the 'High SpiritS Pizza', quite simply the yummiest pizza around. We will take into account looks, taste, price, size, time to cook and the service / state of the shop. The High SpiritS Pizza is made up of the following:

Large Margarita with these extra toppings :
Extra Mozzarella Cheese
Extra Cheddar Cheese
Onions
Pineapple
Sliced Chillies, extra thin
Spicy Beef
Donor Meat

We seriously suggest you try this masterful pizza for yourself, and then tell us where you got it from. If your shop wins, then so do you!

So here are the places we have tried...

PIZZA HUT : Bedford, but the same everywhere. We gave our order. The incredibly attractive Pizza Hut girl said "We don't do chillies or donor meat. And we are out of spicy beef." Roady Nase and I were disgusted and just had some drinks. I worked out that the pizza would have cost us an incredible £13.20 if the Hut did have all the ingredients. Final Verdict : 1.4 out of 10 Pizza Hut avoids getting 0 because of the stunning waitress.	Andreas : Tavistock Street, Bedford Even though we had to shout over the noise, Andreas sorted us the pizza inside eight minutes, which is pretty good going. It looked good, but they were a bit tight with the cheese and the pineapple. On top of that, it cost £12.60, which is steep. Final Verdict : 4.9 out of 10 Andreas picks up full marks on looks and time to cook, but loses out on the shop front.
Chicken And Pizza Zone : Tavistock Street, Bedford "Er, no donor meat on pizza here." "You serve kebabs. Can you just put us some on special?" "No. No donor meat here. Not on pizza." We ordered two cans of coke and left disheartened. Final Verdict : 0 out of 10 No fine waitress, no pizza, no marks. And the Coke was French. That's illegal now, isn't it?	Pizza Vesuvious : High Street, Clapham A real restaurant, with seats and waiters and Italian music. We went there for some sort of celebration with Short Arse, I forget what. I tried to order the High SpiritS Pizza and was told in no uncertain terms to "Pick something of ze menu, no?" Pah. Final Verdict : 0.7 out of 10 Full marks for the atmo, but no respect for the crappy waiter or the lack of pizza.
Best Kebab And Pizza : High Street, Rushden It may have taken twelve minutes, but the wait was worth it. Huge, delicious and only £9.40, loads of toppings and all hot and melty lovely. Best Kebab and Pizza : 'Nuff Respect. Final Verdict : 8.6 out of 10 Only loses out on the shop marks. Almost perfect	Wishbones : High Street, Rushden We got this delivered to X-Files's house. It took about twenty-five minutes and cost £10.80, which is okay. However, the Pizza was lacking donor meat, onions and pinapple. We phoned the shop to complain, but they pretended not to be able to hear anyone. Crap. Final Verdict : Minus 8.6 out of 10 Yeah, we'll name you, you thieving gutless bastards.